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Monday, November 22, 2010

Thanksgiving comes before Christmas!!!!!!!!!!

        

         STOP DECORATING YOUR HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS BEFORE THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are people pushing Christmas with all the frigging decorations? Does everyone understand that the whole month of December is filled with reckless drivers, hectic stores, and spoiled rotten kids demanding shit from Santa? Why the hell are people rushing this holiday?  Where are the Pilgrim and Indian decorations? Where are the hand turkeys that the kids make in school? Are parents even teaching their kids about how the Pilgrims used the Indians for their knowledge, fed them a big dinner, and then killed all them all? This is important shit that these kids need to know!
         Honestly, I only like Thanksgiving because I get to stuff my face and not feel guilty, but Thanksgiving is the calm before the storm. So everyone should keep their tacky lawn ornaments in the garage, their Christmas trees in the attic, and their Christmas spirit up their ass. Just until the day AFTER Thanksgiving AT LEAST!
This is what Christmas involves!

3 comments:

  1. Whatever you frigin Grinch! I love decorating for Christmas and I love Christmas! Its not a storm for me. I'm unsubscribing to your blog!!!

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  2. You cant unsubscribe! Your stuck with me and my blog FOREVER!

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  3. There is nothing Grinch about it, it just wanting to deal with Thanksgiving first

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