Reindeer Costumes for cars

                 What the fuck posseses someone to put "antlers" and a big red fucking ball on the grill of their car? I hate this more then when people put a wreath on the grill of their car, complete with a set of blinking lights! We all know your not driving a reindeer, so you can take the bullshit down! No matter what you do, your never going to be able to disguise the fact that you are driving a Ford Focus you dick!

Truck Nutz

                

               As if your big, diesel, super cool, double duty truck isn't obnoxious enough, you then decide to hang saggy testicles from the truck. Good Job! Nothing screams class more then the most unattractive male organ shaking around on your hitch! Those balls look great with the "Bada Bing" stripper sticker on your back window! The contradiction must make women flock to you!
               Why in god's name would you put these on your vehicle? What message are you trying to send? That your truck is fast? I am fully aware that your super cool truck has a hemi and that it's faster than my four cylinder Honda.  Are you trying to make people aware that your truck belongs to a man? I'm pretty sure that awesome "drive it like you stole it" bumper sticker, and the fact that you tailgated an elderly woman for 3 miles gave everyone a pretty good idea of your gender!
           Do you want to know the message that all these "manly" truck decorations are sending out? They prove that you are an inconsiderate, chauvinistic pig. They solidify the fact that you have an extremely small penis because obviously your hemi couldn't make up for all the "man power" you are lacking. They also confirm that you are in fact a homosexual. Anyone who has to try this hard to prove how much of a "man" they are is obviously hiding something. You can come out of the closet it's 2010, it's accepted now!
              I'm going to start taking them off people's vehicles. When you go outside and your balls are gone..I TOOK THEM!!!!!! 


What every guy wants. Saggy balls!



I don't know whats worse, the balls or the Bush bumper sticker.

The Holiday Village

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news%2Flocal&id=7816254

Please watch the video clip from ABC in order to fully understand why I hate the holiday village.

             These politically correct assholes should all jump off a cliff. I hate all of them! Why does everyone have a such a problem with the word Christmas these days? In school it's no longer a Christmas party, its a holiday party, and the kids eat holiday cookies. In stores the cashier MUST say "Happy Holidays" not "Merry Christmas". Fuck that! Whats next? Does some other jerk off want to complain because Santa is at the mall? It wouldn't surprise me at all! Go ahead..take Santa away from the kids because your jealous that your religion doesn't have a cool old guy in a velvet suit!
              If people have such a problem with the word Christmas then don't shop at stores that advertise it! Better yet, go back to your "home land" so you and your religion can live happily ever after, far far away from the word Christmas! Why does everything have to be so political all the time? Why cant things just be fun? I thought that this was a free country! When Raahi pumps my gas once a week, I never tell him that his turban offends me. Despite the fact that it smells like gasoline, curry, and sweat I never say a word. I don't make a stink when I go to Cherry Hill and see stores that have Hanukkah bushes all lit up with blue lights. Do you want to know why I don't say anything? Because I don't fucking care! I have better things to do then sit around and make phone calls to City Hall about a bush, Raahi's turban, and a fucking $100.00 arch way in front of City Hall. FA LA LA LA LA!